An A. B. C. of every-day people

The Project Gutenberg eBook of An A. B. C. of every-day people, by G. E. Farrow This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere in the United States and most other parts of the world at no cost and with almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org. If you are not located in the United States, you will have to check the laws of the country where you are located before using this eBook. Title: An A. B. C. of every-day people Good, bad & indifferent Author: G. E. Farrow Illustrator: John Hassall Release Date: February 26, 2023 [eBook #70150] Language: English Produced by: David Edwards, PrimeNumber and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by the University of Florida Digital Collections.) *** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK AN A. B. C. OF EVERY-DAY PEOPLE *** AN A. B. C. OF EVERY-DAY PEOPLE [Illustration] GOOD, BAD & INDIFFERENT. BY G. E. FARROW AUTHOR OF “THE WALLYPUG OF WHY” “THE LITTLE PANJANDRUM’S DODO” ETC. ETC. ILLUSTRATED BY JOHN HASSALL. LONDON DEAN & SON 160^A FLEET S^T. E.C. [Illustration: =A= THE AMIABLE] A the Amiable! [Illustration] =A=h! what an +a+miable party is =A=, He holds out his hand in a genial way; He is hearty and hale, And he loves a good sail. What a capital friend on a fine summer’s day! [Illustration: =B= THE BUMPTIOUS] B the Bumptious. [Illustration] =B=oastful, and +b+umptious Bohemian =B=, He plays on the fiddle most beautifully; But is really so vain, That some people complain That his fiddling is nothing but fiddle-de-dee. [Illustration: =C= THE CONTENTED] C the Contented. [Illustration] =C=heerful, +c+ontented, and smiling is =C=, A good-natured, pleasant old lady is she; And even her cat, Tho’ he isn’t too fat, Appears to be grinning most amiably. [Illustration: =D= THE DOLEFUL] D the Doleful. [Illustration] =D=ear! Dear! What a +d+readfully +d+olorous =D=, The picture of misery surely is he; When he asks for a penny, And doesn’t get any, His language is not what his language should be. [Illustration: =E= THE ENERGETIC] E the Energetic. [Illustration] Behold, +e+nergetic and eager-eyed =E=, Who has no time to stand upon ceremony; He’s all hurry and hustle, And scurry and bustle, About something or other continually. [Illustration: =F= THE FEEBLE] F the Feeble. [Illustration] =F=idgety, +f+retful, and +f+ractious is =F=. For feeble and fragile, and frail is old F; Not a tooth in his head, And now, it is said, The old fellow’s becoming remarkably deaf. [Illustration: =G= THE GENEROUS] G the Generous. [Illustration] This is +g+ood-natured and +g+enerous =G=. A kind little fellow, you’ll doubtless agree; See him willingly share That extremely large pear, How very surprised Pretty Polly must be. [Illustration: =H= THE HAUGHTY] H the Haughty. [Illustration] =H=oity-toity! Here’s +h+igh-minded +h+aughty Miss =H=. To be so self-satisfied’s naughty, Miss H, With your nose in the air, And your insolent stare, I can’t think what you’ll look like at forty, Miss H. [Illustration: =I= THE INDUSTRIOUS] I the Industrious. [Illustration] You can’t help but admire this +i+ndustrious =I=, Who is studying hard, tho’ there’s nobody by. He’s so lost in his book, He has no time to look At the ink he has spilt; and it’s getting quite dry. [Illustration: =J= THE JOLLY] J the Jolly. [Illustration] This is the +j+ovial, +j+ocular =J=, Who’s enjoying at Margate a fine holiday. He makes everyone laugh, With his fun and his chaff. You’ve met somebody like him before, I dare say. [Illustration: =K= THE KNAVISH] K the Knavish. [Illustration] I’d +k+nock o’er the +k+nuckles this +k+navish young =K=: He’s been picking a pocket and now runs away. But Policeman X+2+ Has this person in view, And will certainly catch the young rascal some day. [Illustration: =L= THE LIVELY] L the Lively. [Illustration] =L=issome and +l+ively is +l+ight-footed =L=, Who dances the sailor’s hornpipe very well. From morning to night, He is merry and bright, Is this jolly Jack Tar, one may easily tell. [Illustration: =M= THE MEEK] M the Meek. [Illustration] Down-trodden, brow-beaten, +m+eek little =M=, This torrent of fault-finding nothing can stem. If her mistress were kinder, No doubt she would find her The best of good servants, a regular gem. N the Neighbourly. [Illustration] This is good-natured and +n+eighbourly =N=, Who over the wall has been talking since ten. To the lady next door, (Who’s perhaps rather poor) She’s lending her very best flat-iron again. [Illustration: =N= THE NEIGHBOURLY] O the Obliging. [Illustration] An +o+bliging +o+fficial is good P’liceman =O=. He holds up his hand, and the coachman says “Whoa!” His smile is seraphic, When stopping the traffic, To let a small lady cross over, you know. [Illustration: =O= THE OBLIGING] P the Perky. [Illustration] =P=erky and +p+roud is +p+articular =P=. She wouldn’t converse with a policeman, not she! But I have heard it said, That a soldier in red By her is regarded more favourably. [Illustration: =P= THE PERKY] Q the Quarrelsome. [Illustration] This is the +q+uerulous, +q+uarrelsome =Q=. Nothing will please her, whatever you do; And from morning till night, This or that isn’t right, And whatever you tell her, she says isn’t true. [Illustration: =Q= THE QUARRELSOME] R the Respectable. [Illustration] Proper and highly +r+espectable =R=. About your appearance most particular. The man with the broom Steps aside to make room, And wonders, poor fellow, whoever you are. [Illustration: =R= THE RESPECTABLE] S the Satisfied. [Illustration] In his cooking most highly +s+uccessful is =S=, And his smiling face doth satisfaction express. He says, “Very good stew!” And so, doubtless, would you. This person’s a Chef, as you see by his dress. [Illustration: =S= THE SATISFIED] T the Timid. [Illustration] =T=erribly +t+imid is +t+remulous =T=, Who appears to be sitting uncomfortably. He looks nervous and ill, And will certainly spill All his tea. He has spilt some already, I see. [Illustration: =T= THE TIMID] U the Unhappy. [Illustration] =U=nfortunate and most +u+nwilling is =U=. The poor little chap’s in a terrible stew, When he’s had the tooth out He’ll be better, no doubt, And a new tooth will grow where the other one grew. [Illustration: =U= THE UNHAPPY] V the Vacant. [Illustration] Utterly +v+acant and lost is poor =V=, He’s forgotten the date of the wedding you see. He’s forgotten the ring, And in fact everything; A remarkable kind of a bridegroom is he. [Illustration: =V= THE VACANT] W the Willing. [Illustration] Perfectly +w+illing is antique Miss =W=, Tho’ I fear very much that nobody will trouble you. Few are anxious to kiss Such an elderly miss; It is sad, but a fact, you poor ancient Miss W. [Illustration: =W= THE WILLING] X the Excitable. [Illustration] This is the highly excitable =X=. The result of the poll, or some land we annex, Drives him quite off his head; And I have heard it said That such conduct his wife doth exceedingly vex. [Illustration: =X= THE EXCITABLE] Y the Youthful. [Illustration] This is the girlish and +y+outhful Miss =Y=, Who’ll bestow a sweet smile as she passes you by. To look younger than ever Is her constant endeavour; Though her age you will probably guess, if you try. [Illustration: =Y= THE YOUTHFUL] Z the Zealous Zoologist. [Illustration] This is the +z+ealous +z+oologist =Z= Examining an hippopotamus’ head. There’s no cause for alarm, It can do you no harm, For the creature, of course, is decidedly dead. 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